CKC = Crate Key Commissions
Announcer: And now, live from WINK, in Inkopolis Plaza, this is The Skyelab Show-and-Tell. On this edition of Skyelab Show-and-Tell, Sigma's got a little surprise for all Splat Fans on deviantArt and the entire Social Network. Valkyrie reveals footage of her visit to the arcane College of Winterhold. And we drop the bass with musical guest, The Future Sound of Inkopolis. With today's special co-hosts the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie. And now make some noise for the founder and co-host of Skyelab Show-and-Tell, COLONEL SIGMA SKYE!
Callie: We are so stoked to be here, Sigma!
Marie: For eels, this is quite a change of pace, to our usual routine!
Sigma: All aboard the Microsoft Express, boys and gills. On this day in 2001, Microsoft Train Simulator was released in the US and Canada.
Callie: What's a train, Sigma?
Marie: Uggh, for Neptune's sake, Callie! Before the airplane and even cars, humans used trains on the surface to move around countries and continents. It's like our subway systems, but above ground.
Callie: Ohh, right... ahem, Sigma didn't you have something to tell the public?
Sigma: Oh, snapper, of course! Today, I'm accepting TF2 Crate Key Commissions for Source Filmmaker Postcards. I will accept any key that can be sold on the Marketplace. If the key you give is tagged not marketable, consider your commission not doable.
Callie: So, you're not using the keys to open crates you have in inventory?
Marie: No, he's selling those keys to get some wallet credit.
Callie: But why?
Sigma: I have some titles on the wishlist, and a very limited balance on my account. My only option is to sell stuff on the Marketplace, what better way than to make postcard renders, and get paid with keys towards wallet credit.
Callie: Anything to consider when they note you a request?
Sigma: Yes, it's one key for a single Splatoon character on any map, and an additional key for every subsequent character added. Since I have trouble setting up characters in SFM, I would recommend exporting your character set up as a dmx import (you can do that, don't ask me how, there's tutorials of it on YouTube). Describe the scene to render in about 250 words or less. Include the link to the map to subscribe to (if not in the vanilla package). And please, keep it Safe for Work, no lewd or suggestive themes. Hugs and Kisses are acceptable, but not in places where the dA staff will slam me over.
Marie: So, no Mature content or themes?
Sigma: Exactly, we'll be right back with Valkyrie's Week at the College of Winterhold.
Callie: And remember...
All: STAAAAAAAAAY FRESH!!!
Sigma: WAY PAST!!!
Listening to: Wipeout Pure OST
Reading: SFM Helpguide
Watching: SFM Tutorials
Playing: Planet Explorers
Eating: Hot Pockets
Drinking: Hawaiian Punch